Map Of Countries That Have Won The Super Bowl

Super Bowl wins, by country

 

USA! USA! USA!

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From imgur, via Vox and Neatorama

The Microsoft HoloLens Is Like An Augmented Reality Holodeck

HoloLens Builder

The floor, couch, table and walls are real. The Minecraft stuff is not.


HoloLens in the kitchen

The TV is a hologram, too

This January, Microsoft announced the most exciting thing they’ve created since the Kinect: a combination of the Oculus Rift and Google Glass called HoloLens. Except that unlike Glass, you’re not meant to wear it in public and open yourself up to ridicule and beatings; and unlike Rift, you’re not cut off from the world and placed in a (possibly disorienting) purely virtual one.

HoloLens is a set of goggles with a built-in computer which places holograms directly in your environment. So through visual trickery, you could look at your empty desk and actually see a 3-D hologram of a block of marble on it, then sculpt it into the Venus de Milo. Or you could play a game where the characters jump on your couch. Or see a screen on a blank wall. Take a look at the concept videos:

The thing is very much a prototype now, with the promise that it will be available “in the Windows 10 timeframe”. Developers and partners are supposed to get access to it this spring, but it’s not likely to be on the open market until 2016.

Wired tried it out and really liked it — they had nothing but good things to say. Engadget was a bit more real and said that in its current state, it sucks for two reasons: the prototype is heavy, hot and uncomfortable in general and the software is demo-quality only, not fully-fledged consumer-grade functionality. They did acknowledge that it has some great possibility, if Microsoft does it right. So if and when it gets there, it should make for a very, very cool gadget to get instead of the a differently-sized iPad or a smartwatch.

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From Microsoft, via Laughing Squid

Cop Lip-Sync’ing To Taylor Swift While Driving

This is just hilarious. The best part is how he pauses when people can see him, because now the whole world sees him. The second best part is definitely how well he knows the song. And the third, how much he gets into it. It’ll make your day.

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From YouTube, via Neatorama

Texas Plumber’s Truck Ends Up In ISIS Terrorists’ Hands

Mark-1 Plumbing Truck in ISIS video

The Ford F-250 above was owned by Mark Oberholtzer’s plumbing company, Mark-1 Plumbing, outside of Houston, TX. He traded it in to AutoNation in November 2013, and probably after changing hands a few more times, it ended up in a photo posted by the terrorist group ISIS. The plumbing company has since been receiving a flood of phone calls and threats, because a lot of people saw the photo and erroneously think the poor guy’s aiding terrorists.

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From KHOU, via Cheezburger

If Batman Tried Superman’s Disguise

Make It Wayne No. 13: Master of Disguise

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From What Would Josh Do, via Neatorama

The ‘Cutest Gangsta I Know’ Is Now In A Car Commercial

About six weeks ago, some guy caught his wife rapping in the car to Salt-N-Pepa’s 1993 hit, None of Your Business, put the 40 second video on YouTube, and it has since garnered some 16 million views. Apparently, Acura thought this would make for a great car commercial because they put her in the new one for the 2015 Acura RDX, in which she raps along to Blondie’s Rapture. It first aired during the Rose Bowl, and came out pretty well:

The woman is Chelsea Ranger from Ontario, Canada. Her husband — the one who filmed her — is Paolo Salomao and is a creative director and co-founder of the East End Project studio. About a week after he posted the YouTube video, Chelsea appeared on the Ellen show, where they shooped:

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Via iSpot.tv, Car Crushing and The Washington Post

A Polar Bear Proselytizing

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Sir?

 

Nailed it. That’s pretty much exactly what it feels like.

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via Cheezburger

 

Thesaurus

gasp! inhale, pant, puff, respire

 

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via Cheezburger

About That Shiny, Thin New Phone

Let's further defile it with its own figurine pet, which we will tie to it

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From Dog House Diaries, via Neatorama

The Cutest Gangsta Some Guy Knows, Is His Wife

Here she is, rapping to Salt-N-Pepa’s 1993 hit, None of Your Business:

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From YouTube, via Cheezburger