This video has 10 neat — in the sense that they’re the nerdy kind of cool — tricks to wow your fellow party goers. It shows how to pour invisible gas over candles to extinguish them, how to balance a Coke can at at angle, how to balance two forks on a match, and that it’s possible to pull a tablecloth out from under the dishes — but not really how. Also, a couple of psychological tricks.
Monthly Archives: November 2011
There’s No Good Reason To Turn Off Electronics During Take-Off And Landing
The New York Times had a blog article a couple of days ago on the sheer pointlessness of the FAA regulation that anything with an on-off switch has to be turned off anytime the airplane is under 10,000 feet. The Atlantic responded with a strong “hear, hear!” Both articles had a lot of response from sheeple shocked at even the questioning of safety regulations, so they both posted responses.
If the rule has a rational purpose (an assumption which is certainly not on firm standing), that purpose has to do with safety. The most common assumption deals with electronic interference, but here’s why that can’t possibly be true:
- It isn’t enforced. The flight attendants tell you to turn your electronics off, but unlike seat belts, seat backs and bags beings stowed, no one checks to make sure you actually do.
- Assuming a couple of people on each flight ignore the rule, that means about 1% of travelers do so, which means that in 2010, 7 million people on 11 million flights ignored the rule and nothing happened. Ever.
- The TSA is worried that a 3.5oz shampoo bottle will take down the plane, but aren’t the least worried about 200 cell phones.
- The FAA has no actual proof the devices will cause interference — the best they have is a study saying they can’t know either way, — but according to a spokesman, they like to err on the side of caution.
- Aviation radio frequencies are restricted, and not used by commercial devices.
- Aviation equipment is shielded from interference, exactly for safety reasons.
- All pilots have GPS receivers just like yours, in their cockpit.
- Many pilots have iPads (airlines are moving to digital manuals), noise-cancelling headsets and even cell-phones on during the whole flight.
- Passengers in private and chartered jets and on Air Force One are never told to shut off their electronic devices, and it has never caused a problem.
- The only reports of interference are anecdotal (e.g., one pilot claims that while he can’t prove it, an AM radio caused his scopes to go haywire), and they only number under a hundred, despite there being millions and millions of flights.
- The rule makes people turn off devices that don’t even send or receive wireless transmissions: digital cameras, DVD players, e-readers in airplane mode, etc.
- Every electronic device has to be approved by the FCC and comply with their rule that the “device may not cause harmful interference” and “must accept any interference received including interference that may cause undesired operation.” We can suppose that consumer electronics and especially airplane components comply with that FCC regulation.
Besides electronic interference, the other reasons you hear about are related to physical safety. Here they are, and their counterarguments, in debate dialog form:
- The FAA wants you to pay attention to the flight attendants in case of emergency.
- If this were true, why do they let you read books, play Sudoku, and sleep?
- Because those people’s attention can be grabbed with a PA announcement; someone watching Transformers on an iPad isn’t at all aware of their surroundings.
- Neither is a sound sleeper, but in either case, why would Kindles and digital cameras have to be turned off?
- Because if they’re not turned off, they may cause interference.
- Even if they did (see above), the rule is not enforced — a dozen people could just forget them on in their luggage.
- Maybe the plane can tolerate a dozen, but not a hundred.
- Then why can it tolerate a hundred at 10,001 feet, but not at 9,999? Also, the FAA approves things like voice recorders and electric shavers for use under 10,000 feet — why not a digital camera or an iPhone in airplane mode?
- If something should happen and your iPad goes flying around the cockpit, it can cause serious injury.
- So can a hardcover edition of War and Peace. Besides, they don’t make you put your iPad away — you can keep it off and in your hands.
- Also, if you talk on the phone for 4 hours, the guy sitting next to you might smack you.
- Airplanes used to come with phones built in to the seat! But regardless, no one wants cell phone use — they want to read their Kindle for the 20 minutes it takes to get to 10,000 feet.
All these possible reasons are speculation, because, aside from the obviously bogus interference argument, the FAA won’t say exactly why they have the rule. But clearly, there is absolutely no good reason for the blanket scope to turn off all electronic devices. And if there is an actually reasonable explanation for the rule, this kind of blanket enforcement hurts the FAA in the same way that exaggerating the dangers of sex, drugs and rock’n'roll hurts parents, preachers and teachers: by taking their credibility away.
The point at which kids realize that pot doesn’t actually turn you into a retard overnight, is the point at which they’ll question every other thing their parents told them. There’s always the 10% that would never dare test their parents, but the other 90% don’t actually turn their phone off — they just put it in airplane mode; and not because of FAA regulations, but because its battery would die mid-flight, searching for signal.
From The New York Times and The Atlantic, via Lifehacker
PSA Posters Warn About Doing Art
The College for Creative Studies in Detroit has a new advertising campaign done by Team Detroit.
The danger of dabbling in art, of course, is the same as the danger of dabbling in drugs: an unstable life of poverty; always trying to do more art, always wondering when your next paycheck is going to come, living in a shack with no heat because art took any chance of having a real career away — all the while being involved in a string of intense but brief flash-in-the-pan relationships with other art lovers, who, aside from the onlookers gawking at the train wreck that is an artist’s life, are the only people that will spend time with them. And it should be needless to mention that there’s also heavy drug use throughout.
There’s No Such Thing As Renewable Energy
Previously, we’ve seen that there’s no such thing as sustainable energy because all energy use produces heat, which at some point (around the year 2200, at current rates) will make the planet too hot for us. Along the same vein, The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists has an article which makes the point that there’s no such thing as renewable energy either. So even if we could use all the energy we wanted — which we can’t because eventually, we’d boil — we are never going to have a source of energy that’s inexhaustible.
At this point, most people say “ok, the sun isn’t technically inexhaustible, but it’ll be around for a couple billion more years, so for all intents and purposes, it’s renewable.” And it’s true, sunlight in and of itself is virtually renewable, but the problem is that we can’t make direct use of sunlight: we need solar panels, and they’re made using non-renewable resources like neodymium. They also have a shelf-life, and need maintenance. Solar plants, like all power plants, are designed for a couple of decades of use, and require a lot of groundwater during maintenance, for cleaning and cooling; in the desert, where solar plants generally live, groundwater is not renewable.
Wind power requires wind mills which are built with steel, concrete, and rare earth metals. Same with hydropower, which needs dams and turbines. Geothermal power and biomass also need turbines and engines; and what’s more is that unlike solar, wind and hydro power, these two energy sources tend to be used at a rate faster than they can be renewed. So even though the source of the energy is renewable, it doesn’t renew quickly enough. After all, trees are biomass, and until oil became the primary energy source, deforestation was a very real concern.
The truth is, there’s no horn of plenty when it comes to energy, and at our current usage, even if the entire planet switched to 100% solar power tomorrow, we will eventually run out of energy. It might take longer and damage the environment less (except for heating up the planet), but it will happen. So ‘renewable,’ ‘sustainable,’ and ‘green’ are serious misnomers when talking about even the most politically correct of energy sources. At best, we can say that alternative energy sources are more efficient and clean — but win/win solutions, they are not.
Now, it could be that some magical new technology will be invented that’s made from abundant elements like carbon and hydrogen, doesn’t create heat as a byproduct, and uses sunlight as an energy source. But until we can plug in our iPhones into ficus trees, it’s better if we just assume that won’t happen.
From The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, via Slashdot
Night Owls Are Smarter
Back in 1999, a couple of psychologists at the University of Sydney did a study in which they asked 420 people if they were night owls or early birds, then gave them IQ tests — all to see if Ben Franklin was right, and early to rise did make people wise. (In technical terms, they were assessing the correlation between diurnal preference and intelligence.) The study concluded that “contrary to conventional folk wisdom, evening-types are more likely to have higher intelligence scores.”
From The National Library of Medicine, via Neatorama
Urban Meyer’s Own Statements On Coaching At OSU
Now that former Florida football coach Urban Meyer has officially left his commentator gig at ESPN and accepted the head coach position at Florida’s quasi-rival OSU, some OSU and most Florida fans are up in arms. Here’s why, in Meyer’s own words:
“At this time in my life, however, I fully grasp the sacrifices my 24/7 profession has demanded of me, and I know it is time to put my focus on my family and life away from the field. The decision to step down was a difficult one. [...] I will profoundly miss coming to campus every day to coach this team, but I will always be a Gator at heart.” – From his resignation announcement, December 8th, 2010
“I am committed to ESPN and will not pursue any coaching opportunities this fall. I have thoroughly enjoyed working with the people at ESPN this spring and remain very excited about my role with the network this fall”. — May 30th, 2011
“When rumors are out there — last week, a guy hit me with something, ‘Did you meet with so and so?’ Of course not. I don’t know how those things get printed, just, ‘Source says.’ Who’s your source? A guy walking down the street? Those things bother me, but it comes with the job, I guess.” — When asked about how he deals with speculation about coaching at OSU, October 13th, 2011
“I am very happy with my role at ESPN, I have no plans to return to coaching at this time.” — November 11th, 2011
“I can only tell you what Urban just texted me back about rumor that he has accepted job at Ohio State — ‘No truth to it.’” — Journalist Pat Dooley, via Twitter, November 18th, 2011
“Well there’s no truth to that. I know it’s that time of year, but I have not been offered any job and I have certainly not accepted any job.” — November 19th, 2011
“I’m in a good place right now mentally and physically. So if something happens with Ohio State, I’ll have a decision to make. But there has been no interview. There has been no offer to make a decision about.” — the day after his first contact with OSU, November 21st, 2011
“I have not been offered any job nor is there a deal in place. I plan on spending Thanksgiving with my family and will not comment on this any further.” — November 23rd, 2011
“A year ago in my mind I was convinced I was done coaching. Then I moved away. I didn’t realize I’d miss it so bad. [...] But for the coaching position at the Ohio State University, I would not have coached this coming year. [...] Florida was my dream job. I will always be a Gator. However, this is my home state and it’s great to be back home.” — From the press conference announcing his new position at OSU, November 28th, 2011
Every Florida fan feels like they just got the it’s-not-you-it’s-me routine. At least Steve Spurrier left for better pastures in the NFL and failed miserably before returning to coach a rival team. Meyer on the other hand, resigned for apparently no reason — over the course of 11 months, his health and family became a non-issue. Pat Dooley says he just needed a sabbatical, and that Florida’s program is broken, while OSU’s is not; in other words, Florida was too much to deal with for Meyer.
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The Seven Deadly Sites
College Humor came up with the webification of the seven deadly sins.
In case you’re deficient in your web usage of some of the sins, the corresponding websites are:
- Facebook for envy
- Netflix for sloth
- Ebay for greed
- Twitter for pride
- Seamless for gluttony
- YouPorn for lust
- 4Chan for wrath
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