Along the same lines as Shit Girls Say and Shit Black Girls Say, Lululemon Athletica made a hilarious new video about yogis — the yoga fanatics, not the bear or Berra.
- I’m concerned about your aura
- You know, carrot sticks are nature’s candy and apples are actually nature’s toothbrush
- I drank way too much kombucha last night
- How do you say that in Sanskrit?
- I need a coconut water
- I hear Lady Gaga loooves yoga
- Let’s go to the farmer’s market after class!
- Namaste
- Nobody owns yoga
- The diva cup changed my life
- I love pigeon; tastes like chicken
- Try this, it’s really good
- I’ve got total yoga hair
- My chakras are sooo aligned
- Wanna see where I can put my leg? You want to see where I can put my leg.
- Did you see his handstand? He’s sooo hot!
- Where’s my moccasins?
- It’s organic, BPA-free, vegan, and gluten-free
- I feel so balanced right now
- My hips are so open right now
- I just bought some reaaaly cool eye shadow for my third eye
- It feels like a full moon
- I don’t go to any specific type of yoga: I like to freestyle.
- Let’s do wheatgrass shots after this
- Hey, do you wanna do an infrared sauna after this?
- Did you hear that hemp milk is the new almond milk?
- I lost my voice last weekend from om-ing too much
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