College Humor has a great series of comics which illustrate what the various alcoholic concoctions mean:
- Tequila shots: “Please validate my coolness”
- Jägermeister shots: “I also need validation but Tequila tastes grooooss”
- Martini: “This doesn’t really work if I’m not wearing a tuxedo, does it?”
- Vodka + Soda: “I’m just trying to get drunk”
- Vodka + Red Bull: “I’m just trying to get DRUNKER THAN ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN”
- Vodka + Cranberry: “I’m a girl”
- Light beer: “I’m here to party”
- Regular beer: “I’m here to have a good time”
- Fancy beer: “Why am I even here?”
- Scotch: “Look at how sophisticated and mysterious I am”
- Whiskey: “Wait, is whiskey different from scotch?”
- Bourbon: “Honestly, these all taste terrible and I can’t tell the difference between them”
- Fancy cocktail: “I’m interesting”
- Gin + Tonic: “I’m boring”
- Bloody Mary: “I’m hung over”
- Plain soda: “I’m taking one for the team by driving tonight!!”
- Water: “I’m only here because I’m fucking driving tonight”
From College Humor, via FAIL Blog
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