Category Archives: Entertainment

A Polar Bear Proselytizing

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Sir?

 

Nailed it. That’s pretty much exactly what it feels like.

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via Cheezburger

 

Thesaurus

gasp! inhale, pant, puff, respire

 

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via Cheezburger

The Cutest Gangsta Some Guy Knows, Is His Wife

Here she is, rapping to Salt-N-Pepa’s 1993 hit, None of Your Business:

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From YouTube, via Cheezburger

Two Wild Kangaroos Boxing In A Street Brawl

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From YouTube, via Laughing Squid

Japan’s Flag Is Also A Pie Chart

Fact: Japan's flag is also a pie chart of how much Japan is Japan

 

Via Cheezburger

‘Twin Peaks’ Is Returning in 2016!

Twin Peaks opening shot credits
Every Twin Peaks fan’s wildest fantasy came true today, and it all started with simultaneous, twin tweets a few days ago by the show’s co-creators, David Lynch and Mark Frost:

 

Those tweets reference the line at 3:33 into the dream sequence from episode 2:

 

The hashtag is from the same episode:

The Internet then immediately remembered this quote:

“When two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry we must always pay strict attention!” Special Agent Dale Cooper

And so, after letting that sit over the weekend, Showtime announced today that they have picked up a limited, nine episode revival of the series. It will air and take place in 2016, which is 25 years after the end of the 1991 series, per what Laura Palmer says 40 seconds into this clip from the series finale:

All nine episodes will be written, produced and directed by the co-creators. And it looks like Kyle MacLachlan has already agreed to reprise the role of Agent Cooper:

 

Until 2016, here are all of the mentions of pie and coffee in the entire series:

Via The New York Times

Bueller at Starbucks

10 points to hufflepuff for the guy at starbucks that said his name was "Bueller" and left before his coffee was done, leaving the chick calling home over and over.

 

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Via FAIL Blog

Skateboarding, Smoking Booze Dog

2014-09-10

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How To Do Meetings, The Don Draper Way

This is from “Tale of Two Cities”, episode 10 of season 6.

And this one is from “The Phantom”, the finale of season 5.

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From YouTube

Kate The Wasp

Kate Hendricks is a comedienne who has a web series called Kate The Wasp. (WASP, meaning White, Anglo-Saxon Protestant.) It’s really good satire. Here she is joining OkCupid:

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From Kate The Wasp, via Cheezburger