This adorable cat named McLovin, is not a fan of the bath, but she’s too cold, or something, to lift her mouth above water.
From YouTube, via Laughing Squid
This video is made up of some 1300 pictures, one taken every four seconds, which compresses an hour and a half of web-making into a minute.
From Vimeo, via Neatorama
In 2009, authorities in the Tampa Bay area got alerted to a 45lb rhesus macaque monkey hanging around the area. They couldn’t have cared less. People in the know speculate that the monkey, whom they’re calling Cornelius after the simian character from Planet of the Apes, was excommunicated from a feral colony of his brethren that lives in the Silver River State Park, about 100 miles north of Tampa. That colony dates back to 1938, when a jungle cruise boat operator released some of the macaques to make his tour better. (Rhesus macaques, by the way, are often used for scientific research and the Rh blood type factor is named for them; research on them also helped develop the smallpox, polio and rabies vaccines.) After Cornelius made it to the Tampa Bay, the urban monkey got national attention, and even caused Stephen Colbert to give the Clearwater police department a wag of the finger:
After some time, Cornelius made it to the ghetto on the south side of St. Pete, nearby Lake Maggiore. The residents were apparently pleased to have a monkey in the neighborhood and fed it and everyone was happy. One woman was particularly friendly with it and let him play with her dog and her kids, until one day Cornelius bit her. This was finally a good reason for the authorities to try to catch the beast, and they set a trap for for it. Cornelius carefully got the banana out of the trap without tripping it. They set another one, which worked, except for the fact that after being caught, Cornelius broke the door and escaped. So they set another trap and brought in a vet with a tranq gun: Cornelius never saw it coming. He pulled the dart out, stumbled off, got shot again, and then finally passed out.
Cornelius shot in the urban jungle by an anonymous photographer
The woman was quite nice and didn’t request for the monkey to be tested for rabies — which would require his brain to be inspected, which in turn would interfere with being alive. The vet says Cornelius is overweight, probably from all the junk food humans gave him, but is otherwise in good health and must have been grooming himself very well since he didn’t even have fleas. He’s about five years old now and will probably live another 15 years or so, most likely in a monkey sanctuary.
From The Tampa Bay Times, via NPR
The following are a few panels from a hilarious comic from The Oatmeal — with an existential twist — about how paradoxical dogs are. Click on it for the full deal:
From The Oatmeal
Last week, it was widely reported that a new species of monkey was discovered, as if it actually mattered to anyone that’s not a biologist. The other 99.86% of the population was also informed that this was only the second discovery of a new species of monkey since 1984, prompting many to wonder why scientists are still discovering monkeys in the 21st century. “I was pretty sure they already bagged and tagged all the animals like in the 1800s, and then this happened,” said someone, probably.
The "new" monkey looks just like a regular old monkey
But the let-downs didn’t end there: according to science, the discovery is a type of Old World Monkey, of which there are over a hundred different species with names like Allen’s swamp monkey, Grivet, and Mandrill. Great apes and New World Monkeys are not part of this grouping. When informed of the primate taxonomy, many of the population of a dinner table complained about there being far too many species of monkeys and briefly wondered how they managed to not be extinct by now, followed by whether or not the new one was tasty. However, the final blow in the supposed news item came out of nowhere: the discovery was actually made in 2007; the scientists in question required five years to publish the discovery, claiming that it took that long to make sure it really was a new species. “It’s just not that different than its hundred other cousins, but… it’ll get us published,” thought everyone involved.
In an effort to reduce the amount of animals hit by cars and disrupt their territories a little less, more animal bridges/ecoducts/wildlife overpasses/green bridges are being built over highways. Canada has 41 such ecoducts that have been used more than 200,000 times since 1996 by large species like bears, cougars and elk. The Netherlands, who pioneered the concept, has some 600 wildlife crossings. The World Geography has pictures of 17 of them, a few of which are reproduced below:
Banff National Park, Alberta, Canada
Ecoduct De Woeste Hoeve, Netherlands
From The World Geography
This week, a story broke out when Time reported that the Alaskan town of Talkeetna, AK had an honorary cat mayor who had been serving for 15 years, after having won an election as a write-in candidate, since the human competition was so paltry. In reality, according to NPR, the town has no mayor, and so there was never any election — the cat is just a tourist attraction. This video also spreads the myth about the election: