Amazingly hilarious parody of Fun’s We Are Young, by Yahoo!’s SketchY comedy team.
Full lyrics:
Give me a second I –
I don’t have time it’s getting late
My friends are all parents now
Dinner parties with cheeseplates
My girlfriend she is waiting for me
To buy a diamond ring
Been together eight years now
Feel like I’m settling
You know that college was ten years ago
I know you’re trying to forget
Depression and anxiety
Has come on strong since 33
Has made it hard not to crack
So if by the time I’m 40, I’m still a waiter here,
I’m killing myself…
Tonight!
We’re not young
We’re all somewhere in our 30s
And nothing worthy
This ain’t fun
Tonight,
We’re not young
I guess that I’ll learn Photoshop
Maybe I’ll sell pot
Start a blog
Now I know that I’m fat
Shut up about that
I guess I’ll do elliptical
Maybe I can finally do that yoga class
But I probably won’t
HDTV –
Gonna stay at home and watch Modern Family
Tonight,
We’re not young
Gonna get our shit together
Be less distracted
Words With Friends
Tonight,
We’re not young
It’s time to get my prostate checked
I’m a nervous wreck
That’s not all
Apply to grad school tonight
Yoga teacher training tonight
Real estate test tonight
Improv class tonight
We just need a word. I heard “pineapple”. PINEAPPLE! “Ugh, 4$ for a pineapple: can you believe this thing?” “You think you have it tough? Try raising this baby!”
Might have a drinking problem
I got a DUI
So someone come and drive me home tonight
I need health insurance
I got a dental sty
And I’m really gonna start that blog
Tonight,
We are scared
So let’s… just…. uh…
OH MY GOD!
Tonight,
We’re not young
We’ve accomplished almost nothing
I have no money
Where’s my gun?
So if by the time I’m 40
And I’m still a waiter here
Oh please God, I don’t even wanna imagine it
Tonight
And finally, the We Are Young song and lyrics:
From YouTube and Yahoo!, via Neatorama

