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We’re Not Young

Amazingly hilarious parody of Fun’s We Are Young, by Yahoo!’s SketchY comedy team.

Full lyrics:

Give me a second I –

I don’t have time it’s getting late

My friends are all parents now

Dinner parties with cheeseplates

My girlfriend she is waiting for me

To buy a diamond ring

Been together eight years now

Feel like I’m settling

You know that college was ten years ago

I know you’re trying to forget

Depression and anxiety

Has come on strong since 33

Has made it hard not to crack

So if by the time I’m 40, I’m still a waiter here,

I’m killing myself…

 

Tonight!

We’re not young

We’re all somewhere in our 30s

And nothing worthy

This ain’t fun

 

Tonight,

We’re not young

I guess that I’ll learn Photoshop

Maybe I’ll sell pot

Start a blog

 

Now I know that I’m fat

Shut up about that

I guess I’ll do elliptical

Maybe I can finally do that yoga class

But I probably won’t

HDTV –

Gonna stay at home and watch Modern Family

 

Tonight,

We’re not young

Gonna get our shit together

Be less distracted

Words With Friends

 

Tonight,

We’re not young

It’s time to get my prostate checked

I’m a nervous wreck

That’s not all

 

Apply to grad school tonight

Yoga teacher training tonight

Real estate test tonight

Improv class tonight

 

We just need a word. I heard “pineapple”. PINEAPPLE! “Ugh, 4$ for a pineapple: can you believe this thing?” “You think you have it tough? Try raising this baby!”

 

Might have a drinking problem

I got a DUI

So someone come and drive me home tonight

 

I need health insurance

I got a dental sty

And I’m really gonna start that blog

 

Tonight,

We are scared

So let’s… just…. uh…

OH MY GOD!

 

Tonight,

We’re not young

We’ve accomplished almost nothing

I have no money

Where’s my gun?

 

So if by the time I’m 40

And I’m still a waiter here

Oh please God, I don’t even wanna imagine it

Tonight

 

 

And finally, the We Are Young song and lyrics:

 

From YouTube and Yahoo!, via Neatorama

Music Star Evolution

 

Via Pleated Jeans

Staying In Anthem

 

If you’re lost, it’s a parody of Party Rock Anthem, by LMFAO.

 

From YouTube and College Humor, via Neatorama

He-Man Is Sexy And He Knows It

Awesome mash-up of Sexy and I Know It and He-Man footage.

An earlier upload of this video got taken down from YouTube because of a copyright complaint, so who knows how long this one will be up there. With all the SOPA/PIPA hoopla, this is especially ironic, since it being a parody of both the LMFAO song and He-Man, it’s covered by Fair Use and perfectly legal.

From YouTube

China Hopelessly Trying To Fight America’s Coolness

The New York Times is reporting that China has a pretty serious program for fighting the advances of Western culture into their country: even with its strong restrictions on imported culture, the top grossing movies in China were Avatar and Transformers 3. The government’s response was to make it clear that such restrictions aren’t going away, and that instead they will pour more money into Chinese cultural programs. The only problem with that is that anything made in China has to fall in line with their censorship program. For example, their government just removed almost a hundred entertainment shows from the air because they weren’t educational enough. Economically speaking, they’re lowering the supply of enjoyable entertainment for which there is great demand, and flooding the market with educational programs for which there already is little demand. Ironically, the result will undoubtedly be more demand for Western entertainment that’s hard to get and less for the freely available Chinese culture, because the perception always is that what’s hard to get is valuable and what’s freely available is worthless.

Chinese audience watching Avatar

 

In effect, the analogy is that of a very conservative family: the parents forbid listening to rock music and instead provide all the Christian pop known to man. The kids therefore, both out of sheer curiosity and to fit in with their friends, listen to rock music illicitly at friends’ houses, secretly in their rooms and at stores on the way home. Eventually, they realize that nothing’s wrong with rock music, revolt against the parents and listen to all the rock music they want. So keep restricting your citizen’s options, communist China: it’ll be your own undoing.

To be fair, the American Devil’s cultural influence is almost impossible to fight: if you try to restrict it, you bolster its value and it wins the people over with its mass appeal; if you let it flow freely, it wins the people over with its mass appeal. So if you’re a repressive government, you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t. The only way to really fight it is to proclaim its ideals morally wrong; this works in all kinds of societies, ranging from the Amish to the Taliban. Unfortunately for the Chinese government, theirs is a secular government. Yet fortunately for the Chinese people and the Hollywood industrial complex, this means that in the not too distant future, China will be free to consume all the worthless media they can throw their dollars at.

From The New York Times

What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?

It looks like the plot of (500) Days of Summer may have been more of a documentary than anything: according to Zooey Deschanel’s description on the video below, her and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have been friends for 12 years. Given that the only thing better than Zooey would be if her and Katy Perry had a baby, we can safely assume that being in the friend zone is not his choice. Now that she’s divorced, maybe you can finally win her over, Joe. If not, Katy Perry’s also getting divorced, so there’s a possible consolation prize.

From YouTube (where Zooey’s user name is hellogiggles), via Neatorama

50,000 Detroiters Hate Nickelback

Nickelback, one of the most widely hated yet paradoxically popular music acts (like Justin Bieber), has been picked by the NFL to play at the Detroit Lions’ halftime show during their Thanksgiving game against the Green Bay Packers. Due to the Lions’ appearance in the Thanksgiving Classic being such an old tradition and therefore a very visible game, a petition at change.org to replace Nickelback has gathered over 50,000 signatures. The top reasons why people so far are signing the petition:

Haven’t the good people of Detroit been through enough?

because I’d rather drink bleach than listen to Nickelback and have them associated with Detroit

Nickelback is to music what Hitler was to European Jews. End of story.

Via The Hollywood Reporter

Danger! High Voltage!

Probably the strangest music video ever, and it wasn’t even directed by David Lynch.

From YouTube, via Art of Trolling

A Century Of Style

Great video by Westfield showing 100 years of fashion and music in 100 seconds.

From YouTube, via Laughing Squid

Girly Drinks Rap

And now, a white guy pretending to be a black guy, pretending to be a white girl.

From YouTube