Last month, Pizza Hut introduced a pizza in the UK with hot dogs stuffed into the crust: The Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza. A couple weeks later, it introduced, in the Middle East, a pizza with crust made out of cheeseburgers: The Crown Crust Cheeseburger Pizza. Now, World Wide Interweb has a hilarious idea of where this is all going: The Fuck You Pizza.
Amazingly hilarious parody of Fun’s We Are Young, by Yahoo!’s SketchY comedy team.
Full lyrics:
Give me a second I –
I don’t have time it’s getting late
My friends are all parents now
Dinner parties with cheeseplates
My girlfriend she is waiting for me
To buy a diamond ring
Been together eight years now
Feel like I’m settling
You know that college was ten years ago
I know you’re trying to forget
Depression and anxiety
Has come on strong since 33
Has made it hard not to crack
So if by the time I’m 40, I’m still a waiter here,
I’m killing myself…
Tonight!
We’re not young
We’re all somewhere in our 30s
And nothing worthy
This ain’t fun
Tonight,
We’re not young
I guess that I’ll learn Photoshop
Maybe I’ll sell pot
Start a blog
Now I know that I’m fat
Shut up about that
I guess I’ll do elliptical
Maybe I can finally do that yoga class
But I probably won’t
HDTV –
Gonna stay at home and watch Modern Family
Tonight,
We’re not young
Gonna get our shit together
Be less distracted
Words With Friends
Tonight,
We’re not young
It’s time to get my prostate checked
I’m a nervous wreck
That’s not all
Apply to grad school tonight
Yoga teacher training tonight
Real estate test tonight
Improv class tonight
We just need a word. I heard “pineapple”. PINEAPPLE! “Ugh, 4$ for a pineapple: can you believe this thing?” “You think you have it tough? Try raising this baby!”
Entertainment Weekly has a bunch of would-be Hunger Games posters, if the movie wasn’t directed by Gary Ross who did Pleasantville and Seabiscuit, but rather by other famous directors:
Hunger Games by Michael Bay, director of Transformers
Hunger Games by Christopher Nolan, director of the Dark Knight and Inception
Hunger Games by Alfred Hitchcock
Hunger Games by Nancy Meyers, director of Father of the Bride, What Women Want, and The Holiday