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Middle School Teacher Used To Be A Porn Star

In a very exotic case of life imitating art, the plot of every middle school boy’s wet dream has come true: their hot science teacher somehow started doing porn on the side (see update below) — probably because she needed money one lonely summer. As of 2012, she was 31 and her porn name is Tiffany Six, meaning either her middle name is Tiffany, or she had a cat named Tiffany and grew up on 6th Street somewhere.

Tiffany Six

 

In a turn of events that no one could have seen coming, her secret identity was found out by the chaste students in her southern California school, not far from San Pornando Valley. When the titillating news reached the ears of administrators, an investigation was quickly launched. But to their great disappointment, none of the hardcore porn footage they had been promised could be found and the accusations were deemed mere baseless rumor. However, some of the more passionate teachers didn’t want to give up the dream quite so easily; emboldened by a belief in superior Googling skills, they continued the investigation via smartphones and were soon rewarded with immoral treasure.

But how? Well, in their haste, the administrators forgot about parental controls on school computers which are very effective at preventing students from watching porn and discovering teachers’ night jobs.  After thoroughly watching all the videos on smartphones, the school district placed Ms. Six on paid administrative leave. While her contract doesn’t have a morality clause, officials are hopeful they can find something in it which they can use to fire her.

Update, 21 April 2012: On April 18th, the school board unanimously voted to fire Ms. Six. She hired a lawyer and is planning on disputing her dismissal.

Update, 16 January 2013: On January 15th, Tiffany Six lost an appeal to get her job back, and it’s likely that the salary and benefits she’s been receiving all this time will be revoked too. Also, her lawyer says that Tiffany’s porn career only lasted for nine months in 2006, just before she started teaching. If true, and she graduated college at 22 like most people but didn’t start teaching until 25, maybe she turned to porn after not having a job for two years. Maybe it all started on a casting couch.

Via The Daily Mail and ABC News

PETA Is Making A Porn Site

A few months ago, the Internet powers that be decided to allow .xxx websites to become a thing, and most companies have been rushing to claim their name, because Walmart for example, wouldn’t appreciate a porn site at walmart.xxx. PETA of course, doesn’t share those sensibilities, as could be divined from their ad campaign a couple of years back.

Well, the whole .xxx domain thing gave them an idea: instead of just claiming their porn domain, they’ll make a porn website. And besides the sex footage, they’re going to throw in — wait for it — random videos of animal cruelty. Because nothing mixes better than porn and animal snuff films. Prediction for what will become their target demographic: 14-year old future serial killers, who are still in the sexual and animal-cruelty stages of development.

Oh, and if you’re appalled at PETA’s continued unethical treatment of women, The Onion covered the disturbing trend some time ago:

 

 

From The Telegraph, via Slashdot