Tag Archives: product

A Map Of Thrones

Posted by apt46 on April 12, 2012 1 comments

This October, we will finally be able to get our hands on professional maps of the world in the A Song Of Fire And Ice book series and Game of Thrones TV series. The map collection, called The Lands Of Ice And Fire, is available for pre-ordering now, is blessed by GRRM, costs 26$, and includes the following maps:

The maps are supposedly excellent quality, but it would be nice to see a sample. But even if they’re as awesome as they sound, it seems like it may be best to wait for some later edition — one released after the book series is finished. But if you don’t want to wait another decade until that comes to pass, this is your chance for some legitimately cool cartography with which to decorate your dorm room or nerd cave. Or that of a nerd you love.

From Amazon, via Westeros

Neat Bookends

Posted by apt46 on April 6, 2012 None comments

Assuming your book collection doesn’t go fully digital for a few years, Knob Creek Metal Arts sells these very cool bookends, and a lot of others.

 

 

 

From Knob Creek Metal Arts, via Laughing Squid

Dick Clark’s Rockin’ Cavehouse

Posted by apt46 on March 2, 2012 None comments

One of Dick Clark’s houses is for sale: one bedroom, two bath in Malibu, for 3.5 million$.

 

 

 

 


Via Laughing Squid

The Other Cleavage

Posted by apt46 on February 10, 2012 None comments

A Greek woman on Etsy sold this “Super Sexy Dress.”

 

Now if she also sold bra-like panties to go with it…

From Etsy, via Laughing Squid

The iPhone Of Toilets

Posted by apt46 on February 8, 2012 None comments

Kohler is selling a toilet called Numi. Its lid and (heated) seat open automatically, it flushes automatically, has a bidet with adjustable position, water pressure and temperature, a dryer (of course), and a deodorizing charcoal filter.

 

 

 

It also warms your feet by gently blowing hot air at the bottom and plays music — either your own through an input jack in the magnetic docking station where the remote sits (yes, the Numi has a remote), or from FM radio. The remote is touchscreen, controls the bidet, dryer and heating options, and saves preferences per user.

And not to worry, there are auxiliary controls in case you lose the remote. The water tank “delivers unprecedented water savings and power” and has illuminated panels so you can find it at night. All yours for 6400$. And here’s a ridiculously lavish commercial for it, in which the toilet is for some reason in the living room:

 

The opulence guy with the tiny giraffe from the DirecTV commercial probably has like a dozen of these.

From Kohler

iPanties: Slide To Unlock

Posted by apt46 on January 19, 2012 None comments

Someone with a brilliantly filthy mind is selling these for 12$:

Like the iPhone, they come in black or white.

 

From iPanties

Superhero Snuggies

Posted by apt46 on December 2, 2011 None comments

These are made by Warner Bros., not the company that makes Snuggies, so they’re called “throw blankets with sleeves.” And they’re just the thing to get a shivering nerd for Christmas. Amazon has Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Spiderman and Harry Potter snuggies. Depending on which you get, they’re 25-80$.

 

 

Batman Comfy Throw Blanket With Sleeves

 

 

Superman Comfy Throw Blanket With Sleeves

 

 

Wonder Woman Comfy Throw Blanket With Sleeves "Being Wonderous"

 

 

Harry Potter Comfy Throw Blanket With Sleeves

From Neatorama

Jackasstic Family Decal

Posted by apt46 on September 15, 2011 None comments

You can buy one at Etsy.

From Happy Place

It’s Fran-can-stein

Posted by apt46 on May 10, 2011 None comments

You see, because it turns a can into a stein. Much better name than Can Grip, if you ask me. But the idea is nevertheless, just as awesome.

Can Grip, via imgur

2D Glasses

Posted by apt46 on April 23, 2011 None comments

Do 3D movies give you headaches? Are you a 2D snob? But does your boyfriend/girlfriend/only friend love going to 3D movies, putting you in the bad position of shunning the only person who loves you? Now you don’t have to, thanks to 2D glasses that show you 3D movies like they were made 1996. $10, including shipping.

2D-Glasses via Time